I get asked sometimes if I ever miss life before a cruelty-free diet. Yes. There are days I long for murder meals. I’d be lying if I said there weren’t. But, you may also know about my love for brain hacking – even for food time. So, sometimes when I miss my cruelty diet, I try the following: I start by walking into my kitchen with an air of terror.. Read More
Is the road to hell also paved with good deeds?
Following this diet began as a venture into sexy. That shiz got boring when it took too long. But when I started eating more natural, organic, juicy-like-a-Brazilian-butt-stuff (versus the vegan form of junk food), I went to bed with Buddha’s belly and woke up with Ghandi’s (that’s a metaphor; I’m not a spiritual Dahmer Bundy chimera. Despite popular opinion). (To be fair, he did request we body buffet him at.. Read More
Diets – Fogo de Now
“I imagine Hollywood has an underground Fogo de Chao that publicly vegan celebrities secretly sneak into. Much like an opium den, it’s filled with smoke and passed out patrons – except the smoke rises off the ceaseless meat offerings, while everyone’s passed out from eating too much of it.” -ThisBitch, TheFaceBookFiles I joke, but really. They’re just human people. If they say they’re vegan – they mean right now. That.. Read More