Don’t be afraid of fermented foods

Fermented foods sometimes get a bad rap.

Where one person sees something that’s “gone bad”, another sees an opportunity.

After all–beer and wine are fermented foods, and are a part of our culture.

Kombucha is another example of a fermented food that is becoming more popular.

And unlike beer and wine–kombucha is easy to make at home.

However, making kombucha at home takes some precautions:

You do need to make kombucha at home with an eye towards cleanliness. Fermentation, unlike its related process, canning, isn’t supposed to kill bacteria. It promotes growth.

If mold grows on top of your SCOBY, it’s time to throw it out. However, if you carefully brew your kombucha, and keep an eye on your SCOBY, you’ll have a delicious and good-for-you fermented food for pennies on the dollar of the bottled stuff at the store.

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Broccoli cocktail: magical toxin cure?

In my land, we clutch green drinks to fit in and feign health between bad habits.

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Sometimes I’ll even buy a green tea soy iced latte and pretend it’s chloro-filled. But in China – it just might be saving some lives from their own air. Ya know, I didn’t realize just how badly polluted Beijing was until more recently. And having never traveled there (or anywhere foreign, really), I had only my brother’s description to go on. He’d namely talk about how loud the traffic was when he’d visit and stay in hotels. So it stands to reason that if it’s that noisy, with so many cars pumping out so much carbon monoxide and crap at once – that would make for some lethal ass fumes.

Indeed, while the recommended level for fine particle concentration is meant to be no higher than 25 micrograms, the level in Beijing is… (wait for it)…over 500 micrograms. And just like in my country and numerous others, the answer is always to look at everything but fixing the actual problem (twinsies!). The city’s been dubbed “almost uninhabitable”. (I wonder if they say “almost” because people do make it their habitat – just not for very long before they die of cancer or some massive lung growth).

“Living greener” may not be part of the plan – but drinking greener just might be.

It’s not news to hear that broccoli can help prevent cancer, but sometimes I need a few numbers and stats to reinforce it. And what better way than by looking at its effect in a city with such filthy air? A magical potion made of broccoli sprouts was recently the subject of a Johns Hopkins study done in China. In the research, 300 men and women were observed. Upon guzzling the cruciferous cocktail, some major body pollutants like carcinogens and respiratory irritants were excreted from the urine en masse (about 60% and 23% respectively eliminated). While it’s believed that other ick-factors may have also been expelled, this preliminary look tracked benzenes and acroleins specifically because of their easy-to-trace nature.

But, what’s broccoli got to do with it?

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Well, on a “rock, scissors, paper, lizard, spock” explanache level, it basically has one thing (glucoraphanin) that makes another thing (sulphoraphane) ask our body enzymes to do work, bitch, like Britney. And when these enzymes come to work, they break it down like Britney too – break down the pollutants, that is. Then, we can pee ‘em on out and carry on living our lives with less chance of cancer.

The only “downside” (if you can call it that) is that they think this likely only works for recent exposure to pollutants. In other words, if you’ve got the nasties hiding out like late Laden in your adipose tissue, it sounds like this’ll be as effective on fat cells as your last diet pill fail was.

On the flipside, while it might not work on the too-late stuff, it might just work on a preventative level. Because the enzymes it catalyzes have blocking properties – they can swoop in like an NBA pro, set a pick against incoming chemicals, and stop carcinogenic action in its tracks.

Furthermore – the effect does not plateau. These people living in polluted areas, kept excreting that same chemical percentage after months:

“We thought the pathway might respond initially, and then the [compounds] would wear out their welcome and the body would tune out,” a researcher at both Johns Hopkins and the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine and an author of the study, tells The Salt. “But the effect was just as vigorous at the beginning as at the end, which suggests that over one’s lifetime, you could enhance this preventative activity in the body [with food].”

Reason enough for me!

I mean – we all gotta die, but cancer’s one of the last ways I’d like to make my grand departure (right up there with a long family road trip that culminates in me being driven slowly into the mouth of madness until I’m forced to paint the rear window with my grey matter). So, if you feel the same – start stalking the produce aisles for stalks of broccoli, my loves!

Wait. You do know what broccoli and broccoli sprouts look like, yes?

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Finally…a Kombucha cookbook!

Despite being an ancient craft, kombucha is still a mystery to most people.

Which is why I’m excited to discover a new cookbook entitled “KOMBUCHA!”.

The book “shows you how to “detoxify while you toxify” with recipes for the fermented tea, for cooking with kombucha, for kombucha-infused cocktails, and even kombucha-based beauty treatments.”

Now that kombucha is becoming more mainstream, it’s exciting for people to find more uses for the delicious beverage.

This cookbook has some interesting takes on kombucha, “including Eggs Poached with Kombucha, SCOBY Tempura Salad, Kombucha Apple Pie, a Kombucha Mint Julep, and a Whole Kombody Detox Bath.”

The cookbook, by Eric and Jessica Child, has around 50 recipes. It’s worth a look!

How to get Vitamin D the right way

If you don’t get out in the sun enough, you may be facing a Vitamin D deficiency.

Vitamin D is one of those supplements that few people know much about, but is vital to health.

Your body makes it through sun exposure. But if you’re in the winter months or you live in an area that doesn’t get much sunlight, Vitamin D supplements are available to make sure you get your daily amount.

However, not all of these supplements may absorb or interact with your body correctly.

For instance, your prescriptions may affect your Vitamin D intake:

Certain medications interact with the absorption of vitamin D supplements and prevent healthy absorption. These medications include antacids, Lipitor, Dovonex, Lanoxin, Cardizem, Dilacor, Tiazac, Cytochrome P450 3A4 (CYP 3A4) substrates, Verapamil and water pills.

Also, if you have underlying health conditions, like kidney disease or hardened arteries, you should avoid Vitamin D supplements.

Check out these roots that can calm you down

All of the caffeine and stimulants we consume on a daily basis combined with the consistent stress of daily life creates a recipe for poor sleep, anxiety, agitation, short-temperedness, and digestive issues.

However, there are two roots that have been used for centuries to calm and relax the body—and they’re available at your grocery store.

Valerian root has been used for “more than 1,000 years” as a relaxing supplement that won’t leave you sedated or groggy.

Several studies have shown that valerian, when taken before bed, can help you sleep more soundly and ultimately make you more rested and relaxed.

This can most likely be found in capsule form in your store’s vitamin aisle.

Another root that will calm your nerves is kava.

Found in the Pacific Island and used by locals for thousands of years, the kava root is touted as a body relaxer and hallucinogenic in high quantities.

However, in more reasonable amounts, the root can be a wonderful relaxer.

Kava tea is used in ceremonies to induce a euphoric and relaxed feeling that some compare to the effects given by a stiff cocktail, but without any of the emotional outbursts usually associated with alcohol. Kava generally makes you happy, calm and eventually puts you to sleep. And the plant does all this without giving you a hangover.

Kava is also found in supplement form in your grocery store’s vitamin aisle.

Use these powerful calming roots sparingly to achieve relaxing effects, and kick that “evening cocktail” to the curb.

This Fiji ceremony celebrates a drink made from a root

As a tropical Pacific atoll, Fiji is isolated from mainland continents. A unique culture has developed around the island’s abundant natural resources.

One of those is the kava root.

In a traditional ceremony, Fijian elders make a drink out of the kava root and share it in among a group in a ritual ceremony.

One traveler describes it:

A linebacker-size man in a maroon skirt brings me a bowl. I’ve subsequently seen videos in which tourists are brought petite bowls of kava to sip; mine was a Clifford the Big Red Dog bowl. The kava concoction is brown and a bit gluey. Down she goes! It’s like licking a mud puddle. The men praise me in song, apparently for not throwing up.

This is not simply a nourishing drink, however.  Its effects on the body, as well as on consciousness, are documented:

Soon, I can’t feel my tongue.

“I can’t feel my tongue.”

“Yes!” Roko says. “Kava will make your head go to sleep.”

“I can’t feel my lips, either,” I say. Roko nods. Another bowl is presented. I drink reluctantly.

After the third round, I notice that my feelings about kava, and about Fiji, and about the choices I have made in my life, begin to change. I am very relaxed and filled with contentment. I would like to take a nap and also ride a jet ski.

Kava contains uniquely relaxing compounds which have a calming effect on the body. Also, it’s completely natural, and scientific research is being conducted to determine kava’s positive effects on pain relief.

Raw kava root is available in health food and ethnic grocery stores.

The body sculpting Brazilian massage you’ve never heard of

The Brazilians seem to do everything better when it comes to appearance.

It’s a country of beautiful, vibrant people who effortlessly soak up sun.

The secret to their toned bodies may lie in an unusual form of massage.

It’s called “Miracle Touch” and the list of claims are impressive:

Miracle Touch is supposed to reduce the circumference of your limbs, make your hips more defined, and help burn localized fat, all while relaxing and stretching your muscles.

According to one journalist who tried it:

some areas almost hurting as the masseuse kneaded into my muscles with full force (apparently it hurts more where you have more fat). She also massaged my stomach, which was uncomfortable. But even with the moments of awkwardness, I was relaxed and could feel my muscles getting harder as she worked.

Apparently, performed on a regular basis, “Miracle Touch” can tone just as much as workout.

So when you’re looking to get in shape this summer—massage may be the answer.

This may be the best massage of your life

Now that marijuana is becoming legalized in more states, more products containing active ingredients in cannabis are hitting the market.

One product promises, according to a reporter who tried it, “one of the most gratifying therapeutic exercises I’ve ever experienced”.

This product is Apothecanna Pain Cream, which “includes 240 milligrams of cannabis extracts, “approximately 80 percent THC and 4 percent CBD”.

The product doesn’t get you high.

Instead, it has “a way of opening up the skin’s sensory profile, like a more nuanced Icy Hot. Rub the topical into the area that experiences pain or pressure. Give the topical time to take root. And then gently rub it in, taking time to work the surface skin and the muscles and tendons underneath.”

Currently, this product is available at LoDo Massage in Denver, where marijuana has been legalized.

The THC and CBD mix produce an “otherworldly sensation”, combining a feeling of “subtle float” with “gentle focus”.

It may be hard to find, but to get the best massage of your life—it sounds like it’s more than worth it.

Carb mouthwash – the new preworkout?

So you want to squeeze in a workout… but you forgot to eat.

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Why not get that energy burst through your taste buds instead of legal crack?

A recent study aimed to see if “carbohydrate” is among the tastes we can sense – and whether merely tasting carbs can cause the same effect on our mind and body as actually eating them. As sugar and carbs translate to gas for our active pastimes, the journal “Appetite” observed athletes after having them slosh around a carby solution for 30 seconds or so. The response?

There was indeed a jolt in brain activity and sensory perception straight away.

That’s all well and good – but does this study prove that carbs merit a place on the taste list? Eh… I’m not so sure. I mean, my first thought was, “Oh – it’s just a Pavlovian response.” But then, I read that the study accounted for that – creating a placebo solution containing the same taste but none of the carbohydrates – and the folk who got their tastes trolled did not respond quite the same way as those scope-style sloshing the carb-y solution.

Even so – does that really prove it’s a taste receptor thing?

I tend to think it’s more of a combo effect – the Pavlovian response combined with basic biology. The Pavlovian part still makes sense because our taste and smell are so closely linked to one another and to memory. If we taste something that reminds us of prepping for blood pumping routine, wouldn’t that wake up those brain centers?

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But as the study shows, that perception of taste alone wasn’t enough (as the placebo group showed). So, on the body-bio end of my theory – there’s that vein underneath your tongue. I remember having a mind-blow moment when I learned that you can put certain drugs and vitamins alike under your taste muscle for “rapid absorption” (and then passing out moments later from the klonopin wafer I’d taken). So, if drugs and vitamin B12 can mosey on through there, then why not the carbalicious cocktail contents in the test?

This study’s a good example of that whole correlation-doesn’t-mean-causation thing. I feel like the only way for this to be a true taste-bud test would be to have people lick a solid sample only. No sucking or swallowing (giggity) or sloshing (less giggity).

That said, the results could still be of use. “Carb” may not be a flavor, but it could totally be marketed by making it into a pre-cardio sublingual tablet. Or chewing gum. Or mix it with coconut oil and pull out the disgusting bacteria as you carb up. #multitasking

Fine from a marketing standpoint but I still say eff the pre-workout powders.

And the shortcuts.

It’s all about them healthy ass bananas with dem nines on the sticker.

Motherfucker.

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You’re taking lots of vitamins, but are you actually absorbing them?

You faithfully take your vitamins.

But are other vitamins or body conditions causing your vitamins to turn into very expensive urine?

For instance, A, D, E, and K are fat-soluble vitamins, which mean you need to consume fats in order to readily absorb them. If you’re on fat-free diets, this poses a problem.

Calcium absorbs at a higher rate with many other vitamins, such as magnesium and vitamin D.

But it also has negative interactions with others:

Calcium competes with iron in normal doses, and the two nutrients should not be taken at the same time. Fluoride, phosphorus, manganese and zinc absorption also decline when these minerals are taken together with calcium.

And lastly, Vitamin C can boost your absorption of other vitamins, such as chromium and iron.

When you start a vitamin supplement regimen, make sure your vitamins work together and don’t compete. Taking too much of any one vitamin is a recipe for health consequences.