So this pic of a thick chick flashing flesh got yanked from snapshot social media. And the barring of the butt-shot spurred serious butthurt and pudge-udice accusations from the hefty and feminists and whoever just wanted a reason to complain because it’s Friday and yelling’s fun. So what am I yelling about? Nothing. I’m as calm as they come. And my issue’s not her; she didn’t bother me. Do what.. Read More
Sometimes when I’m shopping, I’ll buy the gluten-free tortillas. Why not? They just sound healthy. Don’t they? Like something skinny bitches in L.A. eat between sucking emerald sludge through a straw? I mean, my only real allergy to white starchy carbs is that they sit shitty in my tummy organ. I don’t turn into Violet Beauregarde or anything. I just sorta feel like her (had she also eaten the whole.. Read More
I’m all for self-care, but I’ve got to draw the line somewhere. And since that line’s not made of drugs, it’d best be made of sugar. Or at least a sugar substitute for my latte. HashtagMyCoffeeIsAHotMilkshake I keep hearing that “quitting sugar” will help with skin or concentration or – something. I dunno. The bottom line is that it will help me remain hot into old age. The only problem.. Read More
I was reading this thing this morning about Jared Leto doing yoga before heading off to a class myself. The article was about how his yoga and diet have kept him young, how it’s changed his view on drastically altering weight for roles, etc. It included links about the disparities in poundage, and mostly included the actor’s actual ruminations about his roles, diet, life (versus author opinion). You can read.. Read More
“I imagine Hollywood has an underground Fogo de Chao that publicly vegan celebrities secretly sneak into. Much like an opium den, it’s filled with smoke and passed out patrons – except the smoke rises off the ceaseless meat offerings, while everyone’s passed out from eating too much of it.” -ThisBitch, TheFaceBookFiles I joke, but really. They’re just human people. If they say they’re vegan – they mean right now. That.. Read More