Sometimes when I’m shopping, I’ll buy the gluten-free tortillas. Why not? They just sound healthy. Don’t they? Like something skinny bitches in L.A. eat between sucking emerald sludge through a straw? I mean, my only real allergy to white starchy carbs is that they sit shitty in my tummy organ. I don’t turn into Violet Beauregarde or anything. I just sorta feel like her (had she also eaten the whole.. Read More